"Oh 2P!Canacat, how I love you so!" ______ purred as she wrapped herself around the large male cat. 2P!Canacat purred and rubbed up against her enjoying the love he was receiving "Oh ____ never leave my side" he meowed down into ____'s furry little ear,____ looked up into his face and her face changed from one of love to one of disgust. "I'm sorry 2P!Canacat I must go, for you see, I'M MARRIED TO 2P!AMERICAT" _____ meowed as 2P!Canacat's stupid brother trotted in,"Come on babe, let's leave my pathetic brother to wallow in his sadness" 2P!Americat said with a smirk as he escorted ____ out of the house.2P!Canacat just sat there heart broken then let out a loud wail "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!"
"HEY WAKE UP YOU'RE CRUSHING ME!!!"_____ said as the sleeping 2P!Canacat who started to thrash in his sleep, obviously having a nightmare. He jumped up at you voice blinking a few times at the sight of you stretching and waking up, "So it was only a dream...." he muttered as he started to relax, you chuckled "Yeah, you almost crushed me half to death, what was so terrifying?". 2P!Canacat just looked away quickly,ignoring your statement which made you suspicious.He quickly started to walk back to his spot in front of the fire, trying to ignore your presence all together, you smirked at his actions and sauntered over to his sitting form, formulating a plan to get the answers out of the stubborn cat.
"Sooooo, 2P!Canacat, what were you scared of? Sharks?Spiders?Baths?" you ran down a list smirking as his face got grumpier and grumpier.He growled and continued to ignore you, looks like you had to pull out the big guns with him today. You jumped up on his back earning a startled look from him, but having it only last for a few seconds before turning into indifference again. You smirked as he tried to ignore you, so you started to purr and squirm on top of the stubborn male cat, hoping for a response. His poker face started to crack and you knew it wouldn't be long until he gave in.
"You know the rain has lightened, you can go home now" 2P!Canacat suggested trying to get out from under the maddening female whom he adored. If she didn't stop he would indeed jump on her, he had patience but this torture could drive a saint mad.He listened to ____ purr and tried to calm down before he flipped his whiskers and went cray cray on her, showing how he felt about the female. That's when the final straw happened, not satisfied with his responses to her purring and squirming ___ reached up and swatted his curl, wrong move.
2P!Canacat stiffened as you touched his curl, you grew scared as he started to growl/purr from underneath you and before you even knew what was happening you were on the ground underneath him. You squeaked in surprise as you stared up into the angry males face, seeing your fear 2P!Canacat smirked and started nuzzling you keeping you pinned beneath him. "2P!Canacat what are you doing?" you asked in confusion, he stopped nuzzling and looked down at you, "Why my dear ____ I'm showing you how I feel and since you wouldn't leave me the hell alone now I get to torture you" he purred with a smirk watching your eyes widen as you realized what he meant.
"Ya'know I wasn't too keen on having kittens so early but now I think I might want a litter or two.....or four" he smirked toying with you, you hissed and struggled underneath him, he just kept you pinned not fazed by your struggles."Oh ____ don't you like me?" he said with mock hurt as he stared down into your (EYE COLOR) eyes, you growled and sighed "Of course I do, NOW WILL YOU GET OFF YOU ARE CRUSHING ME!" He laughed and hopped off regaining his spot by the fire, he looked back at you and said "Well aren't you gonna come sit by me?" You nodded and quickly trotted over next to him,burrowing into his fluffy side and sighing at the comfort of him. He gave a little kitty chuckle and wrapped himself around you just relishing your frame.
You both were in a state of complete contentedness when you both heard the annoying cackle of 2P!Americat from upstairs "YO DUDE I WANT LOTS OF NEPHEWS,PRONTO SO GET TO IT ALREADY!!!" You hid into your 2P!Canacat embarrassed at the comment, but then you both heard hissing and growling as 2P!Americat got his furry ass handed to him by his own kitty girlfriend.You looked up into violet eyes and laughed, "So you never told me what the nightmare was about?" 2P!Canacat just huffed and laid his head down growling "Will you give it a rest,women?" You sighed, you'd get it out of him someday,soon.