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He trotted down the driveway and strolled through the cat door into ____'s house."_______, come out and play~" 2P!Americat meowed devilishly as he searched the house for any traces of you, finding none."Well that's no fun..." he thought as he paced around your home.He was about to leave when a colorful toy in the corner caught his eye,he trotted over it and sniffed it making sure it was yours. After he recognized the scent to be yours the bored cat started to destroy the toy,little did he know that the toy he was tearing up was  your absolute favorite toy.

After he had completely and utterly destroyed your toy he turned around to leave and ran straight into your face."2P!Americat, why did you destroy my toy?" you asked with rising anger in your kitty claws. He did a double take before he regained his usual smirk and responded with an arrogant flick of his tail "Because I felt like it ______, it's fun to destroy things" He started to saunter out the cat door when he heard a low growl, "You'll pay for that you mangy asshat!" His eyes widened as he watched you fly through the door claws out,teeth bared and angry eyes all heading straight for him. He took off down the street but you were on his tail and as he rounded a corner you leaped on his back and pinned him to the ground.2P!Americat was flabbergasted, such a tiny female cat such as you could take a full grown male like him down and keep him there!

"You are going to repay me for the toy you just destroyed" _____ growled into the ear of the stunned cat beneath her.2P!Americat felt something he could only describe as admiration and liking of this female who could match him. He started to purr as she pinned him down and ____ quickly sprung up angry at him for actually purring at her anger."I mean it 2P!Americat! You will repay me!" you huffed as he got up and trotted over to you. "Anything you say doll, how about i take you out for tuna sometime?" he asked nuzzling you, _____ growled at him and huffed off back into her house.

2P!Americat just stared after her,"She'll be mine" he declared arrogantly as he trotted into the house right after you, where he promptly got his furry ass kicked for trying to lick you.
YAY a 2P Neko! :XD: quick write thingy
I was trying to write something but my cat insisted upon sitting on my face and POOF :iconyeahplz: inspiration


I DO NOT OWN HETALIA OR YOU BUT I DO OWN ANNOYING CATS
AND I DO NOT OWN THE PICTURE
PICTURE BELONGS TO :iconcatsmoothie:

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dragonficz Featured By Owner Apr 28, 2015  New member
"where he promptly got his furry ass kicked for trying to lick you.". my fav. part in the whole fic!
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FlutterDash134 Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2015  Student Writer
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kurino-sama-alpha Featured By Owner Jul 24, 2014
damn right i'm a tiny female that can kick your ass!!! you destroyed my tiny fox stuffy toy!!! i should destroy you the same way you destroyed my toy you imbecile!!!
and don't lick me when i'm pissed off or i'll give you a formal introduction to your owner's bat!!
you're a lucky tom cat that i love you or you would be moving to Canada
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Deathcity87099 Featured By Owner Jun 25, 2014
Yeah  Luv Dat Emoticon
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Pinkett1314 Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Please give your cat my thanks also love your story 
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Kotetsufan Featured By Owner Mar 18, 2014
Word way of getting inspiration but I once got inspiration to write something by staring at paint dry so really I can't compare xD lol
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marshallee1fangirl Featured By Owner Feb 28, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Awww
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creepypastagirlhybri Featured By Owner Feb 4, 2014  Student Artist
Time  to fight This probe's for you! 
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Blue-Demon-Hybrid Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2014
:iconcheerplz: I may be tiny, but I kicked Al-cat's furry ass!
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Musicalnotes123 Featured By Owner Oct 28, 2013  Student General Artist
Tiny*
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:iconmusicalnotes123:
Musicalnotes123 Featured By Owner Oct 28, 2013  Student General Artist
OMG IM NOT TINE D:< but anyways AWWWWWWWWWWWESOME AS PRUSSIA >3<
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americangirl122 Featured By Owner Jul 25, 2013  Student Artist
MMMMYYYYY TTTTTOOOOYYYYYY YOU WELL PAY 2p!ameicat !!!!!!!PAY
That well be 5.99
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Iwantcandy987 Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
XD omg I just died laughing
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americangirl122 Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2014  Student Artist
lol thxs XDFool Emoji-11 (Hurray for you and me) [V1] 
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Iwantcandy987 Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
LOL
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Insanityespeon Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
this made my day
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:iconamericangirl122:
americangirl122 Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2013  Student Artist
Lol thank u xD im just funny like that
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:iconsunstone123:
Sunstone123 Featured By Owner Jul 24, 2013
2p Olympicat lol *iconglompplz:
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DemonXAngleXQueen11 Featured By Owner Jul 13, 2013
I kicked but! BOYAH!
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:iconkonakona321:
Konakona321 Featured By Owner Jul 10, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
I was called 2PMexicat XD
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Hinatathebloom1 Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2013
Loved the ending XD
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:iconthewolfofanime:
thewolfofanime Featured By Owner Jun 28, 2013  Student Writer
:iconhellyeahplz: ME GO AND KICK AL'S ASS
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kittycat17643 Featured By Owner Jun 14, 2013
i loved it and any boy would get there furry ass kicked by me! lol
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Heartstarwolf Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2013
I agree with Ludwigapepper! Your right I would hand his furry ass to him
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LudwigaPepper Featured By Owner May 26, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Your an awesome writer
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aewsomsause Featured By Owner May 26, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Thank you!
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EmiliaSteilsson142 Featured By Owner May 9, 2013  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
Well I kind of like this i guess?
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xXDevils-AngelXx Featured By Owner May 8, 2013
i like the 2p neko hetalias they are so cute i love them
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aewsomsause Featured By Owner May 8, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Thank you!
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murrayb Featured By Owner May 5, 2013  Student General Artist
/\_/\
(^J^)
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(mllm)S
can you do one for Russia cat too?
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ImmortalBEAT Featured By Owner Apr 30, 2013
YOU DON'T OWN ME?! AM I NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU? .. i have been living a lie this whole thing ;<
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aewsomsause Featured By Owner May 1, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
FINE I OWN YOUU
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ImmortalBEAT Featured By Owner May 1, 2013
YAY!<3 ;3
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:iconimmortalbeat:
ImmortalBEAT Featured By Owner Apr 30, 2013
time* damn it..
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:iconxxartimisxx:
xXArtimisXx Featured By Owner Apr 27, 2013  Student General Artist
Pffft XD He's so arrogant.
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Kuromi1234 Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Ha XD
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shadow21551 Featured By Owner Apr 12, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
XD
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shadow21551 Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
*reading this awesome story*
My cat shadow plops his furry little ass on my face and thinks its alright
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aewsomsause Featured By Owner Apr 11, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
SAMEEEEEE
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Lucia-Lileth-Vladmir Featured By Owner Apr 4, 2013  Student Writer
Youre cat sat on your face.....*Russicat plops down on lap* URF
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:iconaewsomsause:
aewsomsause Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Yup cats like sitting on their owners :XD:
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Lucia-Lileth-Vladmir Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2013  Student Writer
We should know....
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maicee24 Featured By Owner Mar 31, 2013
I take it u like cats?
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:iconaewsomsause:
aewsomsause Featured By Owner Mar 31, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Yup :XD:
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:iconmaicee24:
maicee24 Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2013
OMG ME TOO THAT IS SOOO COOL
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munchkingetya Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2013
XD Love it all ready!!
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racingheartsengland Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Heheh. So you were inspired but cat buns? Nice xD
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:iconaewsomsause:
aewsomsause Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Yes :XD:
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:iconracingheartsengland:
racingheartsengland Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Honestly, how is that NOT inspirational?
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:iconaewsomsause:
aewsomsause Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
I know right?? :XD:
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