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You and your friend had been staying in the house for about a week, you both had fun just running around the house doing god knows what or going outside and pretending to punch imaginary moose. But the most fun thing (In your opinion) was when Matt was around, he was so mysterious, he had barely ever spoken to you but you were enthralled by him. Your friend often made fun of you for having a crush on a him since you had just met him, but you didn't care. So your vacation sailed on without a hitch, creepy Mountie and all, until one rainy day where you both had to stay inside, you decided to have a pillow fight (which was totally action movie epic).

You had just settled down for a siesta after an epic pillow fight with your friend. As soon as you started to dose off you were shaken awake by your frightened friend," HOLY SHIZ,_____,there is a tan kid with red eyes sitting in the living room, HE TRIED TO TOUCH MY BUTT!" Oh for the love of god, more strangers in the house? AND he tried to touch my best friends ass! AWW HELLZ NAH, you quickly told your friend to stay in your room while you grabbed a lamp from the nearby end table. With your weapon you slowly creeped to the living room, you saw the red eyed boy,he had a bomber jacket on (which had blood spattered on it) and sunglasses on his head,he looked like a killer you thought with a shiver. Are all people in Canada so dang scary?

Scary killer or not, you defend your friend, you stayed around a corner watching him closely for a few minutes. Once you felt it was the right time you quickly (and quietly) commando crawled to behind the couch he was sitting at." I wonder where my doll went, maybe I'll go chase her down" the stranger said on the couch, "That's it" you thought, you sprung up and quickly smashed the lamp on top of the strangers head. You succeeded in knocking the villain out, he fell to the floor with a thump. That's when Matt walked in, he looked at you, then to the boy then back at you. He started to burst into laughter and you were startled,"W-What's so funny? There is an intruder in our house and he grouped my friend!" you said with a huff."H-He's my b-brother,Jason" he got out between fits of laughter, you paled, you had just knocked the daylights out of the scary Mountie of hotness's brother. "I'm soooo sorry!" you quickly said, you felt so embarrassed at your actions, Matt just laughed and said "No problem but you might want to stick close to me when he wakes up", you got scared,"Why?" you asked in a small voice. He nodded over to the bloody,oh god, bat with nails sticking out of it "He might hit you with that, and I wouldn't want to see such a pretty face messed up" he said as he sat down on the couch, you blushed, he called you pretty!

Your happiness was short lived though because Jason started to wake up. You quickly ran over to where Matt was sitting and sat as close to him as possible, Matt seemed to like how you cowered behind him on the couch and you blushed even more. Jason got up in a angry push, he scanned the room till his eyes fell on your form behind Matt. He growled and started to advance with his killer bat,"Are you the little bitch who knocked me out?!?" he roared at you. As he got closer Matt stood up between you and Jason, grabbed Jason  by the neck and got close to his face. "Yes she did, you better stay away from her and her friend, or I'll kill you" You were shocked at Matt, he defended you like he was your boyfriend, if you weren't so scared you might have actually blushed."Why are you defending the little bitch? She deserves a good beating" Jason snarled into his brother's face, Matt tightened his grip on Jason's neck and said " Because ______ is MY girl, if i ever see you even looking at her I'll kill you" With that Matt released his brother from the choke hold, walked over to where you were and sat down. You were shocked by his declaration and couldn't wrap your mind around what just happened. Matt just looked down on you with a smirk, he started to lean down close to your face and you nearly stopped breathing. He got so close your noses almost touched and you could feel his breath fanning your eyelids as you closed them. His lips breezed over your lips once, twice, three times before finally connecting fully with yours.You wrapped your arms around his wide shoulders and pulled him closer, you two lost track of time when you kissed, it could have been seconds,minutes or hours before you two broke apart for air. Your pants mingled in the air between you two as you stared into his purple eyes as he stared into your (EYE COLOR) ones."I meant what I said _____, your mine" he said gruffly as he started to nuzzle your neck. You blushed furiously at his bold words of claim, you were about to ask why when you heard your friend scream from her room "______, THE CREEPY RED EYED MOLESTER IS IN MY ROOM HELP HELP HELP HELP!!!!" Matt exhaled an angry sigh and grabbed his hokey stick heading for your friends room,"JASON PREPARE TO DIE!" Matt yelled from the hallway, you chuckled at this and heard a bunch of commotion and what sounded like ass kicking.You definitely decided this was the best vacation, ever.
IT IS DONE!! :D
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Hope ya guys liked it!

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Epilogue? Maybe?


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:iconflowerthesilentone:
FlowerTheSilentOne Featured By Owner May 27, 2015  New Deviant
This is the best!
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Bunnygoblin Featured By Owner Apr 30, 2015
My fave lines were "The scary mountie of hotness" and "creepy red eyed molester".
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minatepese Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
i agree,
BEST. VACATION. EVER.Canadian Heart Emote 
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InfoBroker-chan Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
beautilful absolutely perfect!
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englandlover279 Featured By Owner Oct 22, 2014  Student General Artist
XD that end i love it
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AnimeKitty2014 Featured By Owner Oct 20, 2014
Holy crap im laughing so hard i think i may die.
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animaniac102 Featured By Owner Sep 9, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
CAN'T STOP LAUGHING!!!!!!!  Matt exhaled an angry sigh and grabbed his hokey stick heading for your friends room,"JASON PREPARE TO DIE!"
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ZANE-GAY-BOY Featured By Owner Jul 15, 2014  Student General Artist
SHIT MAN that is awsome
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mjk7073 Featured By Owner Apr 15, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
Oh my gawd I lost it at the prepare to die thing X3
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Mochi-and-2P-Rose Featured By Owner Feb 16, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
OMG, dat ending!!!
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mbkwg2000 Featured By Owner Dec 21, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
JASON, PREPARE TO DIE!
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Kotetsufan Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2013
Lol Mountie of hotness = :icon2pcanadaplz: xD
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Desichapa545 Featured By Owner Sep 13, 2013
my comments tripled sorry
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Desichapa545 Featured By Owner Sep 13, 2013
can u just get the lamp again and knock him out permantely......
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Zoe-Underland Featured By Owner Jul 25, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Oh gog oh gooood oh god T-T Jason is gonna kill me when matt's out. XD. But yay! I kissed Matt and knocked Jason out. Boya strike one for me.
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kittycat17643 Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2013
I FUCKING LOVED IT!!!!!!!!! LOL Jason u gonna get so ass kicking~!!!!!!!!!!!!
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LinkinPark9449 Featured By Owner Jun 10, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Love it!!!!
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aewsomsause Featured By Owner Jun 10, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Thank you!
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LinkinPark9449 Featured By Owner Jun 10, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
haha np, the ending's funny " the red eyed molestor is in my room!"
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Hinatathebloom1 Featured By Owner May 27, 2013
Loved the ending XD
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2pCanadaLover Featured By Owner Apr 13, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
i love it !!!!!!!


JASON PREPARE TO DIE!
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aewsomsause Featured By Owner Apr 13, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
YUS
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2pCanadaLover Featured By Owner Apr 13, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
^^
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xLunaCakes Featured By Owner Feb 24, 2013  Student Digital Artist
..Creepy Red Eyed Molester! >:U
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aewsomsause Featured By Owner Feb 24, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Oh jes
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xLunaCakes Featured By Owner Mar 1, 2013  Student Digital Artist
e3e
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Lucia-Lileth-Vladmir Featured By Owner Feb 18, 2013  Student Writer
Troll, is Jason supposedly America?
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:iconaewsomsause:
aewsomsause Featured By Owner Feb 19, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
yup
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Lucia-Lileth-Vladmir Featured By Owner Feb 23, 2013  Student Writer
ok, 'cuz I know 1p!America is Alfred
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*nods* (2p! Inner Mongolia would love to meet 2p! Roman Empire~)
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StriatonTrioFan7 Featured By Owner Feb 16, 2013
BEST. VACATION. EVER. >XD I TOTALY AGREE WITH THIS >xD
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Roronoa-D-Riku Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
YES!! GO 2P CANADA!!!
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VODKAflagella Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2013  Student General Artist
BEST ASS-KICKING EVAH
Unless I was there with a chainsaw. That would be better.
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aewsomsause Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
I SHALL REMEMBER THAT, for my next ass kicking scene :XD:
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VODKAflagella Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2013  Student General Artist
ASS KICKY!!!!! HYAH!!!!
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ARandomTimeOfDay Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
:icondeanspazplz: Please write the epilouge or you might make me cry *Sniff*
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aewsomsause Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
I will I promise, No tears :XD:
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ARandomTimeOfDay Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
:iconyeahplz:
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skating-wally Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2013
haha! yeah badass canada! you must write an epilogue! this made my day!
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slowniczek Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2013
You do your name justice! It is awesome~
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aewsomsause Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Oi so I am going to do an epilogue buuut it will have to wait till the weekend when I have some free time
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Vampire-Hinata-112 Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Oh my.god yes!
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Soulkun4eva Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2013  Student Photographer
when I first saw the name Jason, I cracked up because of the killer from "Friday 13th". BTW, THAT WAS THE MOST FUNNIEST THING I HAVE EVER READ!!!!
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aewsomsause Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
lol thank you : iconbwavoplz :
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Soulkun4eva Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2013  Student Photographer
no prob~
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aewsomsause Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
:iconbwavoplz:
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hetaliarocksmysoxoff Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2013
Epilogue would be loved! :iconmoarplz:
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MayUchiha13 Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2013  Student Filmographer
ermehgerd lawl
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horsiefanatic Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
aww i love it!!!
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LulzAwesomeCakes Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2013
YEAAAA! ONE MORE!!!! DO ONE MOOOOAR!!! X333
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